Esquire Magazine Names Sexiest Woman On The Planet: Emilia Clarke

Esquire Magazine just released The Sexiest Woman On the Planet: Emilia Clarke.

First of all, WHO?  I've never heard of her, but that's neither here nor there.  I did see her picture and my question still remains: WHO?

What is the definition of sexy?  According to the dictionary, sexy is defined as:  seductive, desirable, alluring, toothsome, sensual, sultry, slinky, provocative, tempting.

Honestly, I usually never pay attention to things like this, but when they said 'planet' it irked my curiousity so much that I had to look and I said to myself 'why'?

As the saying goes, 'beauty is in the eyes of the beholder'.  Now, I don't use the word 'sexy', but if someone was to ask me who I find sexy, I'd have to say no one in particular, but if I could build my own man here's my blueprint:

Robert DiNiro, Vince Vaughn, Drew Carey, Sam Elliot, Cuba Gooding Jr., Tim Allen… okay  this is stupid because there is NO WAY any ONE person could be any ONE thing on the planet, but Esquire did their job: they got someone like me to look and talk about.

Oh and one more thing: according to Bob, I could never be sexy and his reason is that I am too short.  Short people can't be sexy he says.  Oh well, that's okay because I'm on the RADIO!  I don't have to be sexy, I just have to be able to annunciate.

What do you think?  Is there a sexiest person on the plant?